Married To A Mud Trucks Junkie? This List Is For You!
Being married to a mud truck junkie is not always easy, but fun is also quite endless – so if you love your mud truck junkie husband, read on to strengthen your relationship with him.
One: When it’s about to get dark and he’s still at the shop, you will receive a message from him informing you he’s going to be late, better not wait up because he means it – he’s going to be late, late.
Two: Bromances, bromances, and more bromances – get used to it, and don’t be jealous of his bros.
Three: Instead of expecting tropical trips, expect an enjoyable mud bog trips with him.
Four: If you want to give him a gift on his birthday or any special occasion, you don’t have to think too hard, it’s easy: tools and trucks parts will definitely make him smile.
Five: You might want to have Xanax handy as mud bog events and the weekends can be pretty nerve wracking.
Six: During event seasons, it’s safe to assume his phone’s going to blow up with calls, texts, and Facebook notifications – it’s all part of their mind-child competitive psyche.
Seven: Train yourself to be able to sleep to the roaring engine sound of mud trucks as he will for sure be lying next to you in bed while watching YouTube videos of mud trucks.
Eight: Fed-Ex, UPS, and USPS people will visit your home more frequently than any of your friends or relatives do.
Nine: You must be okay with wasting money – because a lot, yes, A LOT will be wasted, but he will break it, fix it, and likely to repeat – it’s all part of the game.
Ten: If his mud truck is not on its tip top shape and/or he’s unable to attend an event, expect to see his dark side: grumpy, moody, or indifferent. When this happens, handle them with care as they tend to be extra sensitive during such time.
Eleven: Sometimes, you may feel like you’re second priority or second to their happiness and pride. Keep an open mind and avoid being too sensitive.
Twelve: His clothes will almost always be real dirty and smothered with oil, grease, and mud stains. Just be ready to do some serious washing.
Thirteen: You will meet a lot of interesting people on the road – you will never feel alone. You will have endless exciting experiences and you will be able to make memories that will be hard to forget at every event you and your mud truck junkie husband visits.